I have a crush on a bloody vacuum cleaner
This isnt a new thing. Going on ten years now, every time I spot a miele vacuum I get butterflies in my stomach and I start sweating. I was in costco the other day in a pretty bad mood and then I saw miele vacuums stacked up high, available in 3 different colors and it made my day. My serotonin levels were high until I fell asleep that night. Its the suction power, its how quietly and efficiently they clean. I would mate with this vacuum if it was possible. I'm pretty positive I will own one in my lifetime. And I will clean my floors with my miele, yup pretty positive.